Landry Jones Mustache Vs. A Full Grown Polar Bear

Landry Jones was a secret. We had him in our stache. He has an awesome creepy mustache. = Triple Innuendo. But could it beat up a full grown polar bear, the largest land carnivore in a fist fight?

* Photos by David Ubben, The Oklahoman

Posted on Thursday, September 24, 2009 by Dylan Johnson filed under

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10 comments (Add your own)

1. Oviler wrote:: Landry Jones Mustache would sweep the leg.
September 24, 2009 @ 1:35 PM
2. Reece wrote:: Definitely a Polar Bear
September 24, 2009 @ 1:44 PM
3. Reece wrote:: Definitely a Polar Bear
September 24, 2009 @ 1:44 PM
4. Wrenchfactor wrote:: Im no rocket surgeon but his mustache would beat its ass.
September 24, 2009 @ 1:45 PM
5. K.B. wrote:: Mustache > Polar Bear.
September 24, 2009 @ 2:12 PM
6. stache fearer wrote:: landry jones has no chance. since polar bears will eat you with no problem. but landry might be able to throw a perfect spiral with the baby polar bear placing fear in the heart of the polar bear making it run like ryan broyles down the sidelines, alternately falling into a pit of lava and dousing the momma bear in hot lavaey goop. then landry jones might win.
September 24, 2009 @ 2:37 PM
7. plone wrote:: landry jones would fuck a polar bear with sam bradfords dick
September 24, 2009 @ 2:46 PM
8. pickluh wrote:: Sadly, the polar bear would win..for the most part. During the strugle, moustache will fatally wound the bear. Knowing that the bear will soon be dead, the moustache eludes the eternal fight that would ensue and "wills" itself to the spirit world.
September 29, 2009 @ 6:53 PM
9. johnny wrote:: i would win
February 12, 2010 @ 8:28 AM
10. johnny wrote:: polor bears are gay
February 12, 2010 @ 8:29 AM

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