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1. JASON FLICK wrote:

Bruce Norris

April 16, 2008 @ 8:40 PM

2. Justin wrote:

Bruce!

April 16, 2008 @ 9:13 PM

3. Dylan wrote:

Nope its Chuck Willis

April 17, 2008 @ 3:47 AM

4. Chris wrote:

Chuck Norris doesnt even have a chin behind his beard. Just another fist.

Hell his sperm are full grown men with beards.

April 17, 2008 @ 5:19 AM

5. Paul Money wrote:

What kind of question is that?!?! Everyone knows Chuck Norris is by far the baddest dude alive and could undoubtedly beat God himself. Although Bruce Willis IS God in my book and every little 13 year old girl, or who were 13 when Bruce was in his prime, which now would make them about my age. And they have made the exact same amount of bad ass movies (93), but Chuck Norris WAS is Walker Texas Ranger which was the baddest show for middle aged women that I never saw. But I don't think we will be seeing a newly remade version of Walker like we did when Bruce Willis came back and did another Die Hard that was way harder than the first three. Even though he had to take old guy breaks in between bad ass scenes. Although Chuck Norris does have the 63 mile long list of the funniest jokes known to man going for him which does give him some Betty Crocker deluxe chocolate fudge brownie points for me... mmmmm... but he didn't write any of them, and when I saw him on tv talking about them, some guy read them to him and he hadn't even heard some of them before, but that only proves that he knows absolutely nothing about the internet, cause anyone who has been on the internet has accidently read every one of those jokes at one point or the other. So that really has nothing to do with anything. Damn... another catch 22... So it is really going to come down to Chucks bad ass mustache beard combo and Bruce's cleanly shaven, Botox head. In that case I'm gonna have to go with Dylan on this and say Chuck Willis.

April 17, 2008 @ 9:35 AM

6. Nate wrote:

Bruce was motherfuckin' John McClain. Need I say more.

April 18, 2008 @ 10:15 AM

7. Ricky Carmichael wrote:

bruce willis Pissed lava and shits steal

April 18, 2008 @ 6:21 PM

8. kindra wrote:

definitely Chuck Norris!!!

April 22, 2008 @ 1:11 PM

9. sean earl wrote:

mustaffa

April 24, 2008 @ 1:27 PM

10. chanel wrote:

chuck norris doesn't need a weapon. he is one.

April 29, 2008 @ 7:55 PM

11. Panda wrote:

FuCkinG CHUCK NORRIS!!

July 31, 2008 @ 8:17 PM

12. AP wrote:

In the average living room there are 1,674 items in which Chuck Norris could use to kill, including the room it said. But, it is really hard to out-tough the "Zed's dead baby" Bruce Willis. It would depend on which one ate a balanced breakfast.

June 6, 2009 @ 3:30 PM

13. fackfickfuck wrote:

yo yo yo hold all your horses chuck norris whould KILL bruce willis chuck is traind to fight bruce is not he is just an actor like shit hands down chuck wins

June 14, 2009 @ 11:46 AM

14. Joe Meinholz wrote:

Watch all 4 die hards, armageddon and whatever chuck norris movie you want, and then sit back, put your jaw back up and make sure you haven't peed yourself and then honestly tell me that bruce willis could beat chucky any day.

March 12, 2010 @ 8:00 PM

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